24 April, 2009

ටෙලිපොන් විහිලු කතා

ශාකුන්තලගේ සටහන දැක්කම මටත් පාසල් ගිය කාලේ ආගිය කතාවක් මතක් වුනා. මේ මුලු කතාවම දුරකතන සන්වාදයක් යාලුවෙකුගෙ අප්පච්චිත් එක්ක. හැමෝම දන්නවා, පොඩ්ඩක් පොඩ්ඩ ඇත්තම් අම්බානට තද වෙනවා කියලා.

හෙලෝ.. කවුද?

- මම මම

කවුද මම?

- මම මේ තිස්ස.

තිස්සසස.. තිස්ස කවුද?

- ඇයී සමරනායක මතක නැද්ද, මම මේ තිස්සනේ..

අනේ මතකයක් නම් නැහැ. තිස්සලා ගොඩක් හිටියනේ. කොහොන්ද කතා කරන්නේ?

- මේ පොලොන්නරුවෙන්. මේ පොලොන්නරුවෙ තිස්ස. මතක නැදද, මේ මම මේ කතා කරේ, අපේ මුවා එහෙම ඔය පැත්තේ ආවද.

කවුද, මුවා!?

- අර ගිය පාර මහත්තය පොලොන්නරු ගියවෙලේ මාත් එක්ක හම්බුවුනේ. මේ අපේ මුවා. මම මේ දවස් ගානක ඉදලා අල්ලා ගන්න හදනවා, කොහේ ඉන්නවාද දන්නේ නැහැ. ඕහේවත් ආවද කියලා බලන්නයී මේ කතා කරේ.

ඇත්තටම කවුද ඔය?

- මේ තිස්ස පොලොන්නරුවේ. කාවනම් පියතිස්ස. මේ මුවාව හොයන ගනමන් කතා කරන්නේ. ඇත්තටම ඕකා ඔය පැත්තටවත් ආවද.!?

@#$@#$$#$#$% මේ අයීත් එහෙම කතා කරන්න එපා..

වටේ ඉන්න අයට බඩ පැලෙන්න හිනා. අන්කල්ට නහුතෙට තද වෙලා තමන්ටම බැන බැනා ගිහිල්ල අයීත් ලංකාදීපෙ බලන්න ගත්තලු ඉස්තෝප්පුවේ ලොකු පුටුවෙ වාඩි වෙලා. කොලුකාලේ අපිටත් සීමාවක් නැහැනේ. ආයීත් විනාඩි දහයකට පහලවකට පස්සේ, තව එකෙක් අන්කල්ට කෝල් එකක් අරගන, බොහොම සුමුහිරි කටහඩකින් අහනවා

හලෝ..

- හලේ.. කවුද..?

මම මේ මුවා කතා කරන්නේ. තිස්ස මට පනිවිඩයක් තිබ්බාද..?

23 April, 2009

LTTE F.A.Q (as for today)

What is LTTE? LTTE is an international crime and terrorist organization base in "Western world", Countries such as Britain, Canada and Australia and operates mainly in Asian countries such as Malaysia, Sri Lanka and India.

Who are LTTE members? Majority of LTTE members are British and Canadians, mainly from tribal areas of those countries. Also there are significant number of cadres, mainly children and woman, forcibly recruited in Asian countries such as Sri Lanka for their suicide operations. The figurehead leader and the founder of the organization is still a Sri Lanka citizen.

Are they Terrorists? Most of the countries consider LTTE as a terrorist organization. Even Canadian and British governments accept LTTE as terrorist organization. FBI named LTTE as the world most dangerous terrorist organization. But western publications, such as Huffington Post do not consider LTTE as a terrorist organization, rather like to generalize as a Guerrilla organization. Regardless, LTTE is the inventor of suicide belt, and carried out more suicide attacks on civilians, combined Al Qaeda and all other terrorist organizations combine.

Is there any deferent between Al Qaeda and LTTE? Yes. Al Qaeda is an organization base on East and operates in West. And LTTE is an organization base on West and operate in East.

What LTTE wants? Just like Taliban, they want a country of their own to carry out their operations. Their immediate goal is to carve out a separate country from the island of Sri Lanka. They have already explored the possibilities in Malaysia and they are highly active in southern part of India also.

Who funds LTTE? Tax. LTTE successfully operate complex tax code in tribal areas of Canada, UK and other western countries, separated from the government taxes. Every tribal family supposes to make monthly wage to LTTE tax collectors, who have freedom to use that money on their personal businesses for three months. Also they are largely involved in piracy in Indian Ocean, sex slavery in Thailand, human smuggling Singapore and surrounding countries, and credit card frauds across Europe. According to Jane's Intelligence Centre, LTTE is the world most profitable terrorist organization.

Is there any connection between current genocide in Sri Lanka and LTTE? Unfortunately Yes. They have successfully committed 4 acts out of 5, which each considered as "genocide" under internal law by creating this unfortunate situation right now. They have wiped out every single Sri Lankan from North and East of the country, mainly by slaughtering complete villages overnight or forcibly keeping them as human shield. Also deliberately inflicting on Sri Lankans conditions of life calculated to bring about its physical destruction in whole, by destroying economy of the country and livelihood of Sri Lankans. And even at this moment, they are actively engage in blocking IMF loan Sri Lanka is seeking to survive the global finical crises and blocking other commercial transactions to rebuild the life of people in north and east part of the country.

Can Sri Lanka Eliminate LTTE? No. even once LTTE’s military operations completely failed in Sri Lanka, it will not stop their activities significantly. As long as LTTE operate in Tribal areas of those countries, they will continue to plan attack on Asian countries like Sri Lanka, India, Malaysia, etc.. and our way of life.

13 April, 2009

Is Norway a Failed State?



"Embassy bombing" and things like that are nothing new, if you watch nightly news that they promote malted milk and such other commodities. Terrorists attacks, under-protected embassies all around the world, over and over again in failed states such as Afghanistan and Somalia. But for strange reason, Norwegians also joined this disgraceful club this week by vandalizing the Sri Lankan embassy.

Sri Lanka is a poor country with much corruption, a war, and so many other things we are not proud of. We are number 20 in failed states list. But we never failed to protect our embassies to our best, even while we vigorously protest front them for so many reasons. Norway is a beautiful country, with peaceful, soccer loving people. I can’t understand what made Norwegians to behave like Afghan or Somali terrorists. Maybe they were having too much Absolute this week. Or maybe they were having Lutefisk with too much lye, since last Christmas. Or may be Norway is a failed state like so many other failed states around the world. Whatever the reason it may be, I would like to pass my friend Ole a little advice I received from my class teacher in the unholy days of JVP era. "If you sleep with dogs, you will wake up with ticks".