27 September, 2006

Real Story Behind SLFP Prostitution Speech

JVP leader Somawansa Amarasingha accused SLFP is engaged in the 'world oldest profession' this week. SLFP leaders are furious about this.

Amunugama said 'Police is after SLFP members everywhere and apparently police is harassing them and asking for commission'.

Nimal Siripala de Silva's also facing big personal problems, his wife threatening to divorce him this time. He said he will send his wife and daughter to Japan, like last time. He denied any involvement in prostitution.

Anura said 'Ridicules! Look at me!'

Mangala said - 'I do not sleep with men for money'

Jeevan said - 'Where? Where? Where are the bitches?'

Prostitutes are also not seems very happy about SLFP involvement in this. They said 'This is not family business and they do not want Bandaranayaka Family take over their profession.' They are planning to have a protest tomorrow, mid night, front of Clany's Pub.

Meanwhile Koswatta police raided a brothel alleged to have operated by Somawansa Family. CID investigation uncovered Somawansa's major international involvement in prostitution. Apparently Somawansa have been operating international Night Clubs, Cat houses and Party houses all over the America and Europe (where he spend most of his life) for some time.

CID DIG Asoka Wijetilleke said today, Somawansa not the person he appears to be. Police uncovered Somawansa and The Owner of the Playboy Empire Hugh Hefner is the same person. Koswatta Police posted following two photos of him - Left side Somawansa as JVP leader - Right side Somawansa as Hugh Hefner - Owner of the playboy. Also police post couple of more photos of him with bunny girls.
 


Somawansa is also facing huge difficulties inside the party after his comment. Vimal Werawansa and others wanted to join SLFP now. Vimal said if he knew there are prostitutes in SLFP he could have join SLFP long time back.

Ranil said, if it takes prostitution to get the power, his party willing to do that.

Rajapaksha got to know the allegation today and finally he confessed SLFP indeed involved in the prostitution for quite some time.
He said very emotionally - 'It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp'.
Also he added since the cover is out - he going to use his Oscar winning song from his last movie - Hustle & Flow- as his 'Mahinda Chinthana Song' [click here to listen to the song].

Here I added Mahinda's president photo and His Pimp photo.
 

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18 September, 2006

Pope, Bin Laden and Me


Pope did it again. He was able to spread his message beyond Christian community again. Addressing science representatives in University of Regensburg, Pope quoted 14th century Persian Empire & scholar Constantine Paleologos's comment about teaching of Islam's prophet Muhammad.
"Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached" (This is not this blog owners personal view - I'm just commenting what Pope Benedict citation from Paleologos)
Muslims around the world went outrages on this citation. Muslims in India went to the road, burn Pope's puppets and swear to burn him if they can get him.

Church point out this is not Pope's view about Islam nor his preaching to world, but he is addressing academic audiences and that only part of his lecture about faith and reason. But Muslims didn't bought that explanation at all.

Finally Pope apologizes about outrages he made. But look like that apology is not enough. Lets hope what ever happen after this wont effect the Petrel price.

When Al Qaeda attaches all over the world last couple of years - including Asia and Africa, Muslims around world didn't mind as much as they did with Pope's comment. But they pointed Bin Ladan's action is not true Islamic and he must warn victims first and give them a option to convert to Islam. Looks like Bin Laden accepted this advice and corrected himself now. He has warned the world 3 times so far and request others to convert to Islam. CNN notes that Bin Laden has received permission from a religious leader to kill up to 10 million people (In the Footsteps of bin Laden, Christiane Amanpour, CNN) I'm not sure who 'the religious leader' is - but I'm willing to convert to Islam if my life is threaten.

Meanwhile US department 'international religious freedom' annual report ranked Sri Lanka among the '12 countries where religious freedoms are far from secure'. (Afghanistan, Brunei, Cuba, Egypt, India, Israel and the occupied territories, Laos, Pakistan, Russia, Sri Lanka, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan are the 12 countries).

How did we came in to this point?

We have no issues with Muslims in Sri Lanka. They do not come to my door and explain why my birth is offensive and why I should born again. They do not come to my door and advice me why I should not masturbate or use condoms. They do not come to my door and advice why I should not drink tea or coffee or take medicine. They do not act the way Bin Laden does. Relatively Muslims in Sri Lanka mind their own belief and look after their society.

Hindus and Buddhists have no religious conflict. Most of my friends take a fruit basket to Katharagama at least one time a year. Even one of my friends who wanted to suicide, went to Katharagama with me so he can give away his cloth to poor before his end. (No. he didn't suicide - we intended he should do that Sunday because we have to go to work Monday - but after the Sunday/Monday argument he give up his idea on the way back form Katharagama).

Christians and Buddhists in Sri Lanka didn't have much of issues for long time. Most of my Buddhist friends had lights a candle in St.Anthonys' Church (Kochikade) at least one times in their life time. Even Buddhists in Sri Lanka went far as adopting Catholic way of living - like abstinence, no sex before marriage, Sunday school, Buddhist school, Vesak cards, Vesak carols, and so much more.. But right now we seem not to have the same harmony.
When this situation changes? How did we end up in '12 countries where religious freedoms are far from secure' list?

The situation went up side down when foreign grown Evangelicals start promotion campaign in Sri Lanka. I know we don't have Evangelicals Television commercials in Sri Lanka like in other countries - not yet. But none can deny aggressiveness of the campaign going on. I know at least 10 people in my small circle of friends (Hindu and Buddhists) converted last few years. Now this is the point 'Buddhists' starts to act like a bull in china shop.

I don't blame Evangelicals for this at all - it is not their fault. I expect fire to be hot - ice to be cold - and Evangelicals to convert other people - that is their nature - not their fault. But 'Buddhists' reaction to this is not the way anyone expected form Buddhists. It was childish; it did not bring Sri Lanka any fame but shame. If Buddhists need to stand against Evangelicals, they must find a Buddhist tactic to do so. No one likes to see Buddhists acting like gangster rappers.

Top of all that bullfighting one day I bump in to Pakistani Islamic teacher/promoter in Petta-Moratuwa bus. He taught me why I should kill as much as animals I can and why it is wrong that I do not eat beef.. This is something I'm really scared of. No one wants to see foreign Islamic extremists take over the Sri Lankan Muslim community.

We face two world wars behalf of deferent political philosophy. In Sri Lanka we had two arms struggles behalf of socialism. It was the global fashion then. World changed. We don't fight for political philosophies no more. Fight for Religion and Ethnicity is the global trend in this century. We - Sri Lankan - already struggle with Ethnic issue.

US report is good warning what is coming up ahead if we look at it open minded. How can we survive this global trend? Can we?
 

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01 September, 2006

Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana jokes are similar to blond jokes. But Udurawana is not belonging to dump blond stereotype. We are laughing at his darling intelligent and his silliness. In a way we all act like Udurawana one time or another. So it is good to have laugh.
Here are some jokes I received today. Any new or old funny stories always welcome. Send it here...
Essay

The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana
He has written. "Due To Rain, No Match !!!"  
Buddha Jayanthi

In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi" So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great Philosopher, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Press

On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..
The Wash Basin

Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him,
"Sir, what are you doing?"
Udurawana replies, " Read this board here, it says " Wash Basin ".
English Exam

Udurawana finished his English exam and came out.His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied
"Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"
In Brief

Udurawana is appearing for his University final examination.He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well, followed by his pant, socks and watch.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"I am only following the instructions here," he says,
"it says here, Answer the following questions in brief  
Forigner

After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"
Letter to his Son

Udurawana was writing something very slowly.

A Friend came and askes:
"Why are you writing so slowly?"

Udurawana replies
"I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast."
 
Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Relaxing

Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing?"
Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?"
The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
Birthday

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Udurawana : 13th October
Which year?
Udurawana : EVERY YEAR
Hidden Camera

Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all around his living room.

Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?"
Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden cameras!"
Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying,You are watching CNN. How does he know that?

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