Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana jokes are similar to blond jokes. But Udurawana is not belonging to dump blond stereotype. We are laughing at his darling intelligent and his silliness. In a way we all act like Udurawana one time or another. So it is good to have laugh.
Here are some jokes I received today. Any new or old funny stories always welcome. Send it here...

Essay

The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana
He has written. "Due To Rain, No Match !!!"  

Buddha Jayanthi

In the university, lecturer asked to write a note on "Buddha Jayanthi" So Udurawana writes, "Buddha was born in India & was a great Philosopher, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.

Press

On a political rally Udurawana was arrested.
Why???
A woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" and He did it..

The Wash Basin

Udurawana goes to a hotel in Colombo and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him,
"Sir, what are you doing?"
Udurawana replies, " Read this board here, it says " Wash Basin ".

English Exam

Udurawana finished his English exam and came out.His friends asked him how he did his exam. He replied
"Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, and thought, at last I wrote THUNK!!!"

In Brief

Udurawana is appearing for his University final examination.He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt and throws it away as well, followed by his pant, socks and watch.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.
"I am only following the instructions here," he says,
"it says here, Answer the following questions in brief  

Forigner

After returning back from a foreign trip, Udurawana asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Udurawana: In London a lady asked me "Are you a foreigner?"

Letter to his Son

Udurawana was writing something very slowly.

A Friend came and askes:
"Why are you writing so slowly?"

Udurawana replies
"I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast."
 

Manager asked Udurawana at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Udurawana replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

Relaxing

Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing?"
Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?"
The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

Birthday

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Udurawana : 13th October
Which year?
Udurawana : EVERY YEAR

Hidden Camera

Mrs.Udurawana caught Udurawana searching high and low all around his living room.

Mrs. Udurawana: "What are you searching for?"
Mr. Udurawana: "Hidden cameras!"
Mrs. Udurawana: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Mr. Udurawana: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Every few minutes he keeps saying,You are watching CNN. How does he know that?