Real Story Behind SLFP Prostitution Speech
Amunugama said 'Police is after SLFP members everywhere and apparently police is harassing them and asking for commission'.
Nimal Siripala de Silva's also facing big personal problems, his wife threatening to divorce him this time. He said he will send his wife and daughter to Japan, like last time. He denied any involvement in prostitution.
Anura said 'Ridicules! Look at me!'
Mangala said - 'I do not sleep with men for money'
Jeevan said - 'Where? Where? Where are the bitches?'
Prostitutes are also not seems very happy about SLFP involvement in this. They said 'This is not family business and they do not want Bandaranayaka Family take over their profession.' They are planning to have a protest tomorrow, mid night, front of Clany's Pub.
Meanwhile Koswatta police raided a brothel alleged to have operated by Somawansa Family. CID investigation uncovered Somawansa's major international involvement in prostitution. Apparently Somawansa have been operating international Night Clubs, Cat houses and Party houses all over the America and Europe (where he spend most of his life) for some time.
CID DIG Asoka Wijetilleke said today, Somawansa not the person he appears to be. Police uncovered Somawansa and The Owner of the Playboy Empire Hugh Hefner is the same person. Koswatta Police posted following two photos of him - Left side Somawansa as JVP leader - Right side Somawansa as Hugh Hefner - Owner of the playboy. Also police post couple of more photos of him with bunny girls.
Somawansa is also facing huge difficulties inside the party after his comment.
Vimal Werawansa and others wanted to join SLFP now. Vimal said if he knew there
are prostitutes in SLFP he could have join SLFP long time back.
Ranil said, if it takes prostitution to get the power, his party willing to do
that.
Rajapaksha got to know the allegation today and finally he confessed SLFP indeed
involved in the prostitution for quite some time.
He said very emotionally - 'It's
Hard Out Here For A Pimp'.
Also he added since the cover is out - he going to use his Oscar winning song
from his last movie - Hustle &
Flow- as his 'Mahinda Chinthana Song' [click here to listen to the song].
Here I added Mahinda's president photo and His Pimp photo.
Labels: Affairs of Sri Lanka, Jokes
4 Comments:
This way too funny man!!
Yeah, excellent dude. Fking hilarious.
Fantabulous stuff!
Sam! I like the way you think! lol!
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