Sri Lankan Have No Genitals (Please Tell me I'm Wrong)

I believe Sri Lankan has no genitals, because I can't find any other logical reason to justify why we gets so offended by genitals.

I was reading Infolanka news as usual, jump in to this story.

Director of the Rupavahini Educational program Ms. Anoma Wattaladeniya has been sent on compulsory leave.

Ms.Wattaladeniya granting permission to telecast a programme called "Udavena Vasnthaya"(the dawning of Spring). This programme was conducted under the co-operation and guidance of the Health Education section and funded by UN Child and Population fund.

Showing of the anatomy of a young with genitals was tantamount to showing an indecent picture and this was brought to the notice of the President. Subsequent to that Ms. Wattaladeniya has been sent on compulsory leave. [full story]

I can understand the condemnation of Raja FM. That was a low quality program indeed. But I could not agree or understand total ban of that radio station or condemnation of above program.

I'm not exaggerating here. I knew a sweet girl who didn't knew a thing about sex till she was mid 20. I had my sex lessons form my friends when I was young. Only God knows where did they collected all those funny thoughts from. Now what is more important to us? Puritan values or Education?

Looks like our president have "zero-tolerance policy" towards our genitals and I'm loosing my tolerance for "zero-tolerance". A good president should govern the country like frying a small fish - in low heat without much of interruption. I didn't expected much form last president, she was ignorant as ignorant it can be. But I honestly expected this president use his big head, not the small head when he take decisions. I don't want the government to sponsor stupidity - we already have enough of that.

I laughed at Pakistan, Iran (My bad. Sorry guys) for their conservative societies. But look like very soon they will be laughing at us.

Anyway I don't want to be depressed about my genitals and I loosing freedom, because we are fortunate than most of the Sri Lankan - we have internet. Here are some funny quotes I found about this topic. Enjoy the freedom - What is left of it..

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
~ Lily Tomlin

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
~ Jay Leno

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
~ Don Schrader

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.
~ Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
~ Woody Allen

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
~ George Bernard Shaw

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
~ Author Unknown

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
~ P.J. O'Rourke

Here is my favorite
Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.
~ Beverly Mickins