Final Solution to Mother-in-Law Problam
I was reading
this news today and I could not stop laughing myself.
Here is the story
Sarath Hettiarachchi - A Sri Lankan - Melbourne man - stabbed his parents-in-law to death after his wife's father lectured him on being a good husband.
Now I don't know exactly what was in that lecture and I don't want to attend such a lecture myself ever. I prefer a lectures that make me fall a sleep on a chair.
I'm trying to understand how this happened.
In-Laws, usually they visit - they eat and then they do what they know how to do best. Criticize! Specially the Mother-in-Law. The father-in-law other hand, throws a barrage of question on you and then gives you the lecturer at the end. Most possibly while you having evening tea.
Now the sound of this lecture, go in to the men's ear - enter in to the spinal code - make him stand up - grab a knife and kill himself. But in this case, this guy kills the parents-in-laws instead.
Now I don't want any of you go home today and stab your mother-in-law no matter how long you are thinking about it. Just try to get drunk when they come over this Christmas - drink as much as you can - like how we were doing for centuries successfully - so you won't have to attend the lecture.
Here is the story
Sarath Hettiarachchi - A Sri Lankan - Melbourne man - stabbed his parents-in-law to death after his wife's father lectured him on being a good husband.
Now I don't know exactly what was in that lecture and I don't want to attend such a lecture myself ever. I prefer a lectures that make me fall a sleep on a chair.
I'm trying to understand how this happened.
In-Laws, usually they visit - they eat and then they do what they know how to do best. Criticize! Specially the Mother-in-Law. The father-in-law other hand, throws a barrage of question on you and then gives you the lecturer at the end. Most possibly while you having evening tea.
Now the sound of this lecture, go in to the men's ear - enter in to the spinal code - make him stand up - grab a knife and kill himself. But in this case, this guy kills the parents-in-laws instead.
Now I don't want any of you go home today and stab your mother-in-law no matter how long you are thinking about it. Just try to get drunk when they come over this Christmas - drink as much as you can - like how we were doing for centuries successfully - so you won't have to attend the lecture.
Labels: Jokes
posted by Sam at
6:22 AM
5 Comments:
Actually I think he stabbed her parents because the wife got the police to come and evict him from his house.
Actually I think he stabbed her parents because the wife got the police to come and evict him from his house.
look, he immigrates to another continent and these folks keep tagging along lecturing, no wonder he did this. I know the feeling.
What's your deal sam. It's really hard to fit you into any of the usual stereotypes.
To start with, you are apparently quite rich and well travelled. But at the same time your English is somewhat nonstandard, which in uncharacteristic of the Colombo upper class.
I know that you you work for Creative Fusion Networks. Do you own it as well? So do you live in Kalubowila? The last 3 digits of your mobile phone number is 646?
Are you some kind of a self made millionaire from rural Sri Lanka whose company is incorporated in Britain? That would explain a lot of thinks including your political views.
Oh wait. You are not Dr VK Samaranayake are you?
Isn't it normally the husband's mother that make the wife's life hell? Sri Lankans should know this better.
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